Tuesday, May 24, 2005

O'Reilly's lucky they don't tell him to shut up

Tired of the "integrity" and "rising above politics" of moderates who make the principled decision to not support the nuclear option which last week they were arguing was the constitutional option or who decided this week that the extreme right-wing judge they were willing to fillibuster until they have nothing left to read to the Senate but a guide to mobile homes occupied by famous west virginians, is now, as it turns out, just fine for the DC Circuit Court of appeals?

Well how bout reading about some straight up hypocrisy, from Ol' Faithful - Bill O'Reilly (who represents us Irish-Americans about as well as Sonny Corleone does the Italians). Turns out Bill thinks the Times spends WAY too much time covering the Abu Ghraib scandal, and is keeping track. Well, the Columbia Journalism Review Daily keeps track of coverage too, and it just so happens Bill seems to get his trigger button jammed on an issue or two every now and then. But when Bill does, its a matter of national importance, namely Ward Churchill. What, you don't know who world Churchill is my friends? Dread!! You slovenly manipulated dupes of the liberal media spend far too much time worrying about the utter lack of institutional accountability in the face of widespread human rights abuses which has caused yet more muslims to join a terrorist cause. After all, whats more important than an Ethnic Studies professor using terrible Nazi imagery to discuss the 9/11 victims?
Certainly not the religious humiliation of muslim prisoners. (Though this story does get points for the fact that some of these prisoners are innocent.) Certainly not the 35 deaths related to interrogation practices. (though, again there are those points previously mentioned.) Why, its not like anybody else ever would dare use Nazi analogy (except this guy - but he's a person of faith who someday, plans on reading the whole bible, so we won't talk about him; and except for his fellow Republicans and oh yeah, their lobbyists).

No Bill's got it dead on. He knows where the real story lies. But hey, he's just a poor guy from Long Island....., oh wait, that's not true either? Well, he did win that Peabody Award.....wahh? no kidding! Hey, though, he never tells anybody to shut up. .....What documentary?

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