Et tu Lexis?

Apparently Tom Delay has just stumbled on to the real cause for judicial (in)activist tyranny/opposition-to-tyranny - THE INTERNETS! From Yahoo

"Absolutely. We've got Justice Kennedy writing decisions based upon international law, not the Constitution of the United States? That's just outrageous," DeLay told Fox News Radio on Tuesday. "And not only that, but he said in session that he does his own research on the Internet? That is just incredibly outrageous."

There you have it folks, it's the internet that is corrupting our constitution, by, by of all things, allowing Supreme Court justices to quickly and efficiently research case law. Not only that, I heard Lexis is corrupting the Federal bench by with Amazon.com gift certificates, travel coffee mugs and key chains. The more cases the justices read, THE MORE FREE NIC-NACS THEY GET!!!! It's pure quid pro quo man!!! It's like them durn rectangular things with sheets of paper and wierdly arranged letters, only its not of this world, it's sexually digitized a lascivicious ethereal devil's work.